I don't usually do these me!me! things, but this one made me laugh, and that's always been a good excuse to do something:
Answer the question for me. then, post in your journal (if you care to) to see just what
you are accused of doing!
If you saw
me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?
Oh, that one's easy. Stalking Styx, of course ;>. You probably punched a policeman when they tried to crowbar you off the lead singer.
ReplyDeleteHey! I'll have you know I always wait until he grabs me! (And my oh my, does that man have strong hands.)
ReplyDeleteThe one time I grabbed his, erm, assets, he didn't seem to have much of a problem with it...
Yes, that's what makes it so entertaining to imagine what you might have done to prompt the arrest ;>.
ReplyDeleteAssault on a police officer?
ReplyDeleteContributing to the delinquency of a carbon based life form?
I guess I'd have to look in the car to see if you're wearing a vinyl, a tiara, or snow goggles before passing judgment.
Alia
Er, a vinyl what?!
ReplyDeleteSorry - there wasn't supposed to be an 'a' in front of vinyl. D'oh!
ReplyDeleteAlia
So, what you're saying is, you're having thoughts about me in vinyl? Oh honey!
ReplyDeleteAnd why can't I wear vinyl and a tiara?
ReplyDelete(Dammit, I really need a tiara.)
Vinyl is overrated. Vinyl boots squeak and quack (yes, quack) when you walk. Vinyl body suits (a la Catwoman) make you sweat onerously when dancing. Even vinyl corsets are right out for this reason (unless lined with something else).
ReplyDeleteHow about a leather body suit (or corset or dress or waders) and a tiara? Much more practical...
Alia
Hey, you're the one who brought up vinyl! But I prefer leather, too, so I think I nice leather corset and tiara would be just perfect.
ReplyDeleteWhat did I get arrested for if I was wearing that, hmmm?
Did you wear it to tea with The Queen?
ReplyDeleteDid you wear it and cause a scene?
Did you wear it while on a farming machine?
Did you wear it and taunt a wolverine?
(I need to stop here. It's headed towards a 'Green Eggs and Ham' rhyming thing...)
Alia
Damn. Now I want to write Dr. Suess-style erotic poetry.
ReplyDeleteExcept I suspect if I searched just a little bit, I'd find that it had already been done.
(Anyone out there want to prove that? ::g::)