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Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Warning: Explicit


"The Twelve Fucking Princesses"

Once upon a time there were twelve princesses, and every night… What? Did I ask you to stop me if you’d heard this before? Because you might think you’ve heard it, but you don’t know the real story. You know the watered-down, sanitized, safe-for-children version. The truth really isn’t appropriate for children, trust me. You really think it’s about twelve princesses dancing their shoes to tatters? Have you never heard of euphemisms? C’mere. Let me tell you what really happened….

This short story by a legendary erotica heavy-hitter is a kinky-hot twist on a familiar fairy tale. Warning: Contains explicit group sex, BDSM, female domination, male submission, and lesbian and gay sexual situations.

Contains BONUS story “How the Little Mermaid Got Her Tail Back.”

“The Twelve Fucking Princesses” originally appeared in The Mammoth Book of Threesomes and Moresomes (Running Press, 2010), under the author name Kendra Wayne.

Cover art by SerrNovik / iStockPhoto.

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Exciting news! New collection!


So…that exciting news I alluded to a few days ago….

Behold my latest collection, Written on the Coast: Thirteen Stories of Magic & Mayhem Written on the Oregon Coast!


This collection has been 9 years in the making: The first two stories were written at the first-ever Denise Little Anthology Workshop (an Oregon Writers Network workshop) in 2003. The last two were written last year. I’m saving this year’s stories for the next collection.  :-)

So, two stories per anthology workshop, six workshops since 2003—plus I added a story I wrote at the Short Story Workshop last year to bring it to 13 total, because I like the number 13. They range from high fantasy to contemporary fantasy to science fiction to one I’m calling “indefinably absurd.”

I was floored when award-winning author Dean Wesley Smith, whom I can call both mentor and friend, offered to write the introduction. And then he wrote this:

   But nothing about Dayle blurs for me. She and her wonderful husband are amazing people and I feel lucky to even know them.
   And for me, getting to write this foreword to this wonderful collection is a real honor.
   So why does Dayle have so many great stories written here on the Oregon Coast? Even more than the thirteen included here?
   First off, I don’t think she is capable of writing a bad story. There sure isn’t one in this collection. And a few in here are my personal favorites of her work. (I’m not going to say which ones because I know you all will find your own favorites. Just trust me when I say all thirteen stories are great.)

Once I stopped sniffling, I finished up the collection and put it up for sale. You can get it at the usual venues:


And before the end of the year, it should be available in print as well.

I hope you enjoy it.

Thursday, August 09, 2012

Fancy a romp in the great outdoors?


"Outside, in the Rain"

When a wife forgets her raincoat on a trip to Scotland and her husband buys her a rubber Mackintosh, they discover a mutual fetish they never dreamed they shared. “Outside, in the Rain” is a sexy story of rubber passion in the Highlands by a legendary erotica heavy-hitter. Includes BONUS story “Storming the Castle.” Note: Contains explicit outdoor sex.

“Outside in the Rain” originally appeared in Coming Together: Al Fresco (All Romance E-Books, 2009).

Cover art by Stanislav Perov  / BigStockPhoto.

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords

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"Storming the Castle"

Will a night of passion in a Welsh castle ruin reignite Cassidy and Joe’s crumbling relationship, or will their marriage be demolished along with the historic site? Deemed “exceptional” by Erotica Revealed, “Storming the Castle” is a sexy and romantic short story from a legendary erotica heavy-hitter. Note: Contains explicit sex in the outdoors. Includes BONUS story "Outside, in the Rain."

“Storming the Castle” originally appeared in Sweet Love: Erotic Fantasies for Couples (Cleis Press, 2010), a 2010 Independent Publisher Book Awards winner.

“Exceptional.” Jean Roberta, Erotica Revealed

Cover art by Oleg Komilov / BigStockPhoto.

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords

NOTE: Both of these stories are "two-packs"—buy one, and you get both stories for a single price!

Sunday, March 11, 2012

A sassy, light-hearted ghostly romance


"Some Old Lover's Ghost" by Dayle A. Dermatis
Helena runs Paranormal Manifestation Services—PMS for short. When she’s hired by Beth and Marguerite to find out why a ghost is bothering Marguerite, she doesn’t expect to get a crush on Beth…which makes things especially awkward when she learns who the ghost is. Rainbow Reviews called this short story “unexpectedly romantic [and] heart-wrenching.” BONUS: Includes an interview with the author about the writing of the story, her own paranormal experiences, and more.

“Definitely a light-hearted read – kind of a lesbian Ghostbusters. What makes this story stand out is the strong narrator – she’s smart, funny and definitely opinionated. For some reason or other, the word ‘sassy’ comes to mind when I think of this story - and that’s a good thing.”
— Megan, goodreads.com

“unexpectedly romantic [and] heart-wrenching”
—Rainbow Reviews

“Some Old Lover’s Ghost was nominated for a 2008 Romance Erotica Connection Award for Best F/F Romance Short Story and for a 2010 Gaylactic Spectrum Awardfor Best Short Fiction.

“Some Old Lover’s Ghost” originally appeared in Haunted Hearths and Sapphic Shades: Lesbian Ghost Stories (Lethe Press, 2008).

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords

Monday, February 06, 2012

First fantasy collection!


Five Funny Fantasies by Dayle A. Dermatis

Five Funny Fantasies is the first collection from prolific writer Dayle A. Dermatis. Prepare to be amused by these five humorous fantasy stories involving dragons and slayers, deals with the Devil, 80s hair metal, and much, much more!

Includes the following stories:
• If the Shoe Fits
• Feline Design
• Famous Last Words
• Hell’s Belles
• What Dragons Prefer

“Dayle A. Dermatis’s ‘If the Shoe Fits’ is a funny (and rather ingenious) semi-modern twist on Cinderella, in which we find out why that shoe was really so important to everyone.”
—Errant Dreams Reviews

“[What Dragons Prefer’ is] a very good short story with a classic twist at the end. This story is very well worth reading.”
—Steve Challis, Smashwords.com

“Simply put, the author's writing style is really, really good!”
—A.A., Amazon.com

“I chuckled aloud at [‘What Dragons Prefer’]. Brilliantly succinct expression of a neat twist!”
—George, Podcastle.com

Cover art © Julien Tromeur / iStockPhoto.com.

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

New fantasy titles available!

I have two new fantasy stories for sale!

"The Devil Went Down to the Sunset Strip"

“Angrrr Management were four talented guys. (They really were. I wasn’t just some starry-eyed groupie; I knew decent music and I knew stage presence.) Talented, yes, and awfully pretty, all of them. And every last one of them was dumber than a post. Had they never HEARD of Robert Johnson?”

“The Devil Went Down to the Sunset Strip” is a hilarious urban fantasy short story about 80s hair metal and selling your soul to Satan.

“The Devil Went Down to the Sunset Strip” originally appeared in Retro Spec: Tales of Fantasy and Nostalgia (Raven Electrick Ink, 2010).
Cover images © iScream Creative / iStockPhoto and Baris Simsek / iStockPhoto.

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords

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"Blood Relations"

The woman known as the “Vegan Martha Stewart” learns who her infamous father really is…and their relationship threatens to ruin their respective empires. A funny fantasy short story—with a bite!

Cover art © Robert Kohlhuber / iStockPhoto.com.

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords


Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Sexy fantasies at the office and in hotel rooms


"Working Late" by Andrea Dale

Jack has to work late, but his domme wife has other plans for him. Watching him via webcam, she orders him to pleasure himself at his desk. But what if his sexy new boss walks in? A smoking hot female-domination short story from a legendary erotica heavy-hitter.

"'Working Late'" by Andrea Dale is an extremely hot story about sex over webcams that ends with a mind-blowing twist worthy of The Twilight Zone." (Master Dave, amazon.com)

“Working Late” originally appeared in She’s On Top (Cleis Press, 2007).

Cover art by Shane Kato / iStockphoto.

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords

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"Mirror, Mirror" by Andrea Dale

Have you ever watched yourself make love? Evan and Callista take their sexual relationship to a new level when they check into a hotel with mirrors all around their room. A steamy short story about voyeurism from a legendary erotica heavy-hitter.

“Mirror, Mirror” originally appeared in Do Not Disturb: Hotel Sex Stories (Cleis Press, 2009), one of Violet Blue’s “Best Sex Books 2009” and a 2010 Independent Publisher Book Awards winner.

Cover art by Cokacoka / iStockphoto.

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords

Friday, January 13, 2012

Do you like to watch?


"Undoing the Laces"

Do you like to watch…? A couple camping at a Ren Faire discover that spying on their friends is half the fun. A steamy, voyeuristic short story from a legendary erotica heavy-hitter.

"Hands down our agreed-upon favorite was 'Undoing the Laces' by Andrea Dale. It’s about a couple who is camping at a Ren Faire and realizes that they can hear the couple in the neighboring tent having sex. Even better, because of the lighting they can their silhouettes through the canvas, which hides the details but gives them enough to start their own hot sex session. Very erotic, and very hot, whether you have a voyeuristic streak or not. (alanandmichele.com)

“Undoing the Laces” originally appeared in Hide and Seek: Erotic Stories (Cleis Press, 2007)

Cover art by Joanna Zopoth-Lipiejko/ iStockphoto.

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

First publications of the New Year!


"His Lady's Manservant"

“She was stunning. I wanted to worship her.…” At a murder-mystery weekend, a normally submissive wife playing an aristocrat turns the tables on her husband, who’s playing a servant. Falling into his role, he chooses to submit—to the erotic delight of them both. A kinky roleplaying short story from a legendary erotica heavy-hitter.

“Her Lady’s Manservant” originally appeared in She’s On Top (Cleis Press, 2008).

"Another stellar story is 'His Lady's Manservant' from Andrea Dale. It is a period piece, as a couple switches for the weekend at a Victorian murder mystery. The former submissive is now a lady of the house, her husband now the butler, leading to delicious moments of chastisement for dusty corners and fucking on command. This story takes roleplaying to a new and delightful level." (T.R. Moss, alt.com)

"Another winner is Andrea Dale's 'His Lady's Manservant' a role-playing romp that starts one weekend and continues on indefinitely. A formerly submissive wife turns the tables on her husband at a weekend murder mystery get-away. Spicy!" (o-gal, amazon.com)

Cover art by Elisanth / iStockphoto.

Available in a variety of electronic formats

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"Flash!"

Michelle is used to being behind the camera, hoping for that next celebrity nipple-slip. When sexy fellow paparazzo Tad entices her in front of the lens, her voyeuristic tendencies turn exhibitionistic, to both their delight. Coming in front of the camera is more exciting than Michelle ever imagined…. A steamy short story about lust and photography from a legendary erotica heavy-hitter.

“The Heist” originally appeared in Frenzy: 60 Stories of Sudden Sex (Cleis Press, 2008).

"'Flash!' by Andrea Dale takes us to a sweltering level of excitement, as a professional voyeur gets her turn in front of the camera. This tale…reminds us that the psychological factor is supreme." (Erotic Elf, amazon.com)

"'Flash!'…had me panting." (Emerald, amazon.com)

Cover image by diter / iStockPhoto.

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

"The Heist" now available!


"The Heist" by Andrea Dale

Leroy had been a security guard for two weeks in a bank that hadn’t been robbed in fifty years…until now. He’s shocked to discovery one of the robbers is his old flame Sherri. When she ties him up, his day takes a better turn…. A kinky short story of sex and double-crossing from a legendary erotica heavy-hitter.

“The Heist” originally appeared in Frenzy: 60 Stories of Sudden Sex (Cleis Press, 2008).

Cover artwork by Les Byerley Photographer / iStockPhoto.

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

PeSS&NoPuMo


Before you ask, no, I’m not doing NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). A variety of reasons, none terribly interesting. It’s just not the right time for me.

However, I started pondering various things, and have decided that November (well, starting when we get home from Reno, so as of Friday, November 4) for me is going to be PeSS&NoPuMo. (Say that three time fast, hah!) In other words, Personal Short Story and Novel Publishing Month.

Other than a few anthology deadlines and two copyediting jobs, I’m going to focus on Soul’s Road Press and getting more of my work available online. Why? Well, largely, I need the kick in the pants to learn In Design (I know how to do newsletters in it, but not books) and CreateSpace. But also, this Christmas is going to be huge for ereaders, which means by the afternoon of December 25, there’s going to be a huge jump in ebook sales…and I’d like my stuff out there. Finally, I need some POD (print-on-demand) paperbacks available for readings/signings, etc.

Already up in eformat are 43 items: 1 novella (short novel), 1 short-story collection (lesbian erotic romance), 2 romance stories, 5 fantasy stories; the rest are erotica stories.

Right now, I’ve got three novels pretty close to being ready for publication. One needs my review of the copyedits and they all need formatting, which I can do. I’m waiting on the cover for one, and the cover designer for the other is waiting for me to tell him the dimensions, which I won’t know until I format it for POD, which I can’t do until I suss out the In Design and CreateSpace stuff. Also, I have a fourth novel that I’ll probably send out for copyediting this month.

I have one novella (short novel), In Her Hands, that’s available as an ebook, and I want to get the POD up. (I also am jonesing to write the two companion novellas, and get them up, and then release them as one big book. Maybe December with be novella-writing month….)

I have three to four collections in some stage of completion. My first one collection, Kiss Me Hello: Lesbian Erotic Romance, went up as an ebook in September and has been selling well; now it’s time to get the POD going. I have three with enough stories, and one that’s awaiting one new story.

There are also more short stories than I’m currently prepared to count waiting in the queue, too! So far, I’ve been focusing on putting up stories that sold to print publications and to which I still own the electronic rights. (There are a couple of exceptions to that – two or three stories that I put up for specific reasons; e.g., I wanted to include in a collection one that hadn’t sold elsewhere.) Plus, once all those are up, I’m going to start with stories that have been to all the major markets but not quite hit at them – the “great, but not quite right for us” ones.

When I get home I’ll figure out an actual schedule for all of this and make specific goals. But basically, I’m looking at the following:
  • 3 novels (ebook and POD)
  • 1 novella (POD)
  • 4 collections (some ebook, some POD), depending on stories
  • as many short stories as I can prep (I may not put them up all at once, though)
Will you use your holiday money to buy them?  ;-)

Monday, October 31, 2011

A couple scary--er, funny stories for you!


Happy Halloween!

In honor of the holiday, many authors are posting links to their scary stories. Me, I don’t write scary stories. I write funny stories. Still, I have a few that are Halloween-appropriate…so, if you’re so inclined, check ’em out! And let me know if you enjoyed them!

"Feline Design" by Dayle A. Dermatis
Even Satan needs a vacation once in awhile. But perhaps taking the form of a fuzzy kitten wasn’t the smartest of ideas…. A Miranda Contreau paranormal short story.

“Feline Design” was originally published in The Ghostbreakers: New Horrors (Rage Machine Books, 2005).

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords


"Hell’s Belles" by Dayle A. Dermatis

Teaching etiquette to a spoiled debutante can be hell…literally.

“Hell’s Belles” originally appeared in Deathgrip: Exit Laughing (Hellbound Books, 2006).

Available in a variety of electronic formats
Amazon |  Barnes & Noble |  Smashwords

"In a Handbasket" by Andrea Dale

When the demons set their sights on underwear model Sam Hanes, demon hunter Delia Vance comes to his rescue. But the only thing burning hotter than hell is the attraction Delia and Sam feel for each other…. A scorchingly sexy, hellaciously humorous short story.
Available in a variety of electronic formats