Enchantments: Do I want to know the answer to this?

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Do I want to know the answer to this?

I don't usually do these me!me! things, but this one made me laugh, and that's always been a good excuse to do something:

Answer the question for me. then, post in your journal (if you care to) to see just what you are accused of doing!

If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

12 comments:

extemporanea said...: Oh, that one's easy. Stalking Styx, of course ;>. You probably punched a policeman when they tried to crowbar you off the lead singer.; 10:09 PM
Dayle A. Dermatis said...: Hey! I'll have you know I always wait until he grabs me! (And my oh my, does that man have strong hands.)

The one time I grabbed his, erm, assets, he didn't seem to have much of a problem with it...; 5:53 AM
extemporanea said...: Yes, that's what makes it so entertaining to imagine what you might have done to prompt the arrest ;>.; 6:10 AM
Anonymous said...: Assault on a police officer?

Contributing to the delinquency of a carbon based life form?

I guess I'd have to look in the car to see if you're wearing a vinyl, a tiara, or snow goggles before passing judgment.

Alia; 11:05 AM
Dayle A. Dermatis said...: Er, a vinyl what?!; 2:49 PM
Anonymous said...: Sorry - there wasn't supposed to be an 'a' in front of vinyl. D'oh!

Alia; 9:59 AM
Dayle A. Dermatis said...: So, what you're saying is, you're having thoughts about me in vinyl? Oh honey!; 11:02 PM
Dayle A. Dermatis said...: And why can't I wear vinyl and a tiara?

(Dammit, I really need a tiara.); 11:03 PM
Anonymous said...: Vinyl is overrated. Vinyl boots squeak and quack (yes, quack) when you walk. Vinyl body suits (a la Catwoman) make you sweat onerously when dancing. Even vinyl corsets are right out for this reason (unless lined with something else).

How about a leather body suit (or corset or dress or waders) and a tiara? Much more practical...

Alia; 9:01 AM
Dayle A. Dermatis said...: Hey, you're the one who brought up vinyl! But I prefer leather, too, so I think I nice leather corset and tiara would be just perfect.

What did I get arrested for if I was wearing that, hmmm?; 11:13 AM
Anonymous said...: Did you wear it to tea with The Queen?

Did you wear it and cause a scene?

Did you wear it while on a farming machine?

Did you wear it and taunt a wolverine?

(I need to stop here. It's headed towards a 'Green Eggs and Ham' rhyming thing...)

Alia; 2:08 PM
Dayle A. Dermatis said...: Damn. Now I want to write Dr. Suess-style erotic poetry.

Except I suspect if I searched just a little bit, I'd find that it had already been done.

(Anyone out there want to prove that? ::g::); 6:05 PM