The cats are getting their comprehensive vet exams today,
which includes getting their teeth cleaned, so we’re using the opportunity
while they’re out of the house to bug bomb the place, as they somehow seem to
have acquired fleas (even though they never go outdoors).
Holy moly, what a PITA this is! All our dishes and food had
to be removed from the house. Where did we get all these dishes? Why do we have
so many serving platters. How old is
that cereal?
I suppose it’s also a good opportunity to wipe down
cabinets, etc., and re-organize everything (we seem to have party supplies –
paper plates, plastic tableware, etc. – all
over the place), but still. I’m exhausted already. And it looks like all
the china teacups need to be cleaned anyway, so I’ll be doing that in stages
over the next few days.
We’re settled in our favorite restaurant/tea shop (Fresh & Fabulous) for a couple hours of computer work before we go back home and
open all the windows and doors. I’m happily full of their stellar
ham-and-cheese quiche and am sipping my favorite Queen Victoria tea, and trying
to wake up….
Another exciting Day in the Life!
Edited to add: Funny side story: We'd already taken out all the glasses and the water dispenser, so I went in the cabinet to see if we had a bottle of water (we mostly use stainless steel water bottles, but we have a few disposables as well). I grabbed one that was half full, opened it, too a slug…and then ran to the bathroom to spit it out, because someone had apparently filled it with vodka. I don't know who did this!! And I like vodka as much as the next girl, it was not what I wanted at 9 o'clock on the morning. Fuck no.
Edited to add: Funny side story: We'd already taken out all the glasses and the water dispenser, so I went in the cabinet to see if we had a bottle of water (we mostly use stainless steel water bottles, but we have a few disposables as well). I grabbed one that was half full, opened it, too a slug…and then ran to the bathroom to spit it out, because someone had apparently filled it with vodka. I don't know who did this!! And I like vodka as much as the next girl, it was not what I wanted at 9 o'clock on the morning. Fuck no.
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OK It's time to fess up. When I was getting ready to go home after the wonderful 101 Party, I asked Ken for a little of the vodka to take home. I really only need a cup or so and did not want to buy a whole bottle. He put the vodka in an empty water bottle and when I left I forgot to take it.
Bwahahahahaha! Mystery solved - and in the most unlikely way!
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